Ctrl + F ...

agnes wanted to look for her name in a list of 200 over names..n she was scrollin up n down looking for it..unable to tolerate her "slow-ness", i told her to press Ctrl + F, then type in her name..little did i noe, in the fantasy world of garlic, where Queen Garlicon rules, the command Ctrl + F is jus one button away..onli idiotic humans like us still presses the Ctrl button AND the F button..weird huh..hehehe..most of u might be kinda confused rite now..the whole thing happen like this :

as mentioned, agnes was looking for her name..

me (very irritated due to the stupid printer) : press Ctrl + F la..then type agnes..like tat faster..
agnes : ok ok..

and she proceeded typing "Ctrl + F " n agnes..

me (almost had mi) : wat u pressing?
agnes ( deleting her name "agnes" n retype it again) : agnes la..no meh?
me (-_-'') : wat did i told u to press?
agnes (continue typing her so-called Ctrl + F) : Ctrl + F then agnes la..no meh??

this happen for more than five times..at a point, kimi cant tahan ad..then wanna go help her..n then i barged in..

me (begin to enjoy the whole situation..completely) : dun help her..let her figure it out..
agnes (very puzzled n frustrated by now) : wat??not correct meh?? Ctrl + F then agnes mar..no meh??
me (evil smile begin to show..) : u look at wat u type..not at the screen..at ur fingers..

and sudd, Queen Garlicon's soul came back from the Garlic world of Garlicon..

agnes : ohhhhhhhh..i noe ad..

thus, (finally) she got the "Ctrl + F" command right..wonder y she couldnt get it right at first??read on..




the only reason she din get it for so many times is..


she was pressing this button all the time..assuming tat is "Ctrl + F"..looks like she is still drunk from the sake..hmmm..i wonder wat will her "Ctrl + Alt + Del" command be..agnes, next time show me wor..

in case u forgot bout it next time..i decided to post a step-by-step help dedicated to u..so next time if u cant seem to get it right..jus follow this..


lesson 1: this is wat a keyboard in the planet Earth looks like..(in case the keyboards in World of Garlic is diff)



lesson 2: to find sth in a webpage, documents etc, press "Ctrl + F" tat is this two buttons over there..hopefully it helps..

edited the pics..cos acc to kimi n agnes v hard to see the keys..hopefully this is better..hehe..if not jus look at ur own key board la..kekekeke........

2 comments:

kimi said...

wahahahahahah i almost forgot this thing actually happened before!!!!!

neno said...

lol..i rmr..but i forgot hw her "ctrl + f" works ad..wakakaka..i missed glasgow days!!